I'm Sorry Everything Sucks Very Rude Funny Sympathy Card

Available from Curated Ballard when we last checked. Sold from the shop’s own store; the price there is the one that counts.

A sweary, all-purpose encouragement card for shops that carry NSFW or filthy humor alongside their gentler cards. This one gives customers a way to say "this week sucks and I'm mad about it on your behalf" with full profanity, which sells especially well as a gift for close friends. This one performs well as a low ticket impulse buy for boutiques that carry snarky stationery and funny greeting cards, and it works across breakups, job loss, bad news, or a rough stretch generally, similar territor