CHEESUS ALL-OVER SWIM SHORTS

Available from Petty Snacks when we last checked. Sold from the shop’s own store; the price there is the one that counts.

CHEESUS ALL-OVER SWIM SHORTS – Holy Drip, Extra Sharp Make waves with the CHEESUS ALL-OVER SWIM SHORTS, featuring a cheeky all-over print of a parody Jesus fish made of yellow cheese, complete with the bold "CHEESUS" text in the center. Set against a sleek black background, the vibrant design brings the perfect mix of satire, style, and snack-worthy swagger. Built for comfort and laughs, these shorts feature an elastic waistband, mesh lining, and quick-dry fabric—ready for the pool, the rave, or