Mom Life Pencils

Available from Alair when we last checked. Sold from the shop’s own store; the price there is the one that counts.

Carded set of 7 sharpened #2 pencils. Set includes: Might be coffee, might be wine. “It’s spicy” universal Mom code for “I’m not sharing” My kid’s driving me crazy. Well played, Karma. Parenting style: “But did you die?” My alone time is for everyone’s safety. Mamacita needs a margarita. I’m super tired. It’s like regular tired with a cape.