Eat the Rich | Goat Milk Soap

Available from The Sock Monster when we last checked. Sold from the shop’s own store; the price there is the one that counts.

Eat the Rich: (But wash your hands first) Smells like wealth redistribution with a hint of late-stage capitalism. Experience a thrilling fusion of bergamot and cypress that catches you off guard—it's like a stealthy revolution in a bar of soap! This blend is soft enough to charm the elite, yet bold enough to remind them that their reign is fleeting. After all, nothing screams “class warfare” quite like the exhilarating freshness that fuels your mission to topple the 1%! What you need to know: Ge